🔥 Free AI Website Roast

Your website is
probably terrible.
Let's prove it.

Get a brutally honest, AI-powered roast of your website in 30 seconds. Design, copy, SEO, conversions — we'll destroy all of it.

Free · No signup required · Results in ~30s

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Design
Layout, typography, colors, mobile — is it 2012 or 2026?
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Copy & UX
Headlines, CTAs, value props — does anyone actually care?
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SEO & CRO
Can Google find you? Can visitors convert?

How It Works

1
Paste your URL
Any website — yours, a competitor's, a client's
2
AI analyzes it
Design, copy, SEO, conversions — all scored
3
Get your roast
Brutal honesty + actionable fixes in 30 seconds